Kerry Lambeth joins Lisa and Julia for a Very Special Dracula episode. Bram Stoker’s dirty jokes, dream casting the next inevitable reboot, Victorian gender roles, the E Street Vampire Band*, and Gerard Butler, the Shit Dracula: it’s all here! And we don’t want to spoil you, but someone definitely uses the words “Keanu Reeves” and “dignity” in the same breath. Oh, yeah. That happened.

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Show Notes:

  • Read Dracula or listen for free @ Project Gutenberg – http://bit.ly/1rqe1Ce
  • The E Street Renfield’s music video – http://bit.ly/10GJIB8

Dracula-adjacent things we recommend:

  • Nosferatu – http://imdb.to/10GK5vq
  • The Monster Squad – http://imdb.to/10GK2Qv
  • Buffy vs Dracula – http://imdb.to/10GJYQE
  • Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula – http://imdb.to/1rI4q8Y
  • Jules’ Eternal Recommendation: Penny Dreadful! – http://imdb.to/1rI4TIj
  • No, seriously, have you read the novel? READ THE NOVEL.

And Dracula-adjacent things we absolutely don’t:

  • Van Helsing – http://imdb.to/10GK9vi
  • Dracula 2000 – http://imdb.to/10GKcr2

* CITATION NEEDED