In this embarrassingly delayed second edition of the Harry Potter Book Club, Lisa and Jules are ready to talk about all things Chamber of Secrets, the shortest (maybe?) book in the series and one of the most upsetting. Comparatively. It’s a sliding scale, okay?

Grab your copy and listen along as we convene the first meeting of the Ginny Weasley Defense Squad, question the poor planning skills of Lucius Malfoy, giggle about the fannishness of Special Friend of the Show Jason Isaacs (welcome to guest anytime!), and discuss all the many ways in which Harry Potter is a frustrating, endearing dope.